How It All Started

Well I was at the local Butcher's on Kilburn High Road and I spotted these Beef Sausages. Yes, that's right, Beef Sausages and I thought, well, what if? What if I start a business selling Adult Toys? Well just so you know, I bought the Sausages, Irish Beef Sausages and on the packaging were the words, "Probably the best Sausages in England". So, why not open "Probably the best Adult Sex Shop on the Web"? I mean give competitors a run for their money and, Penis, a wank for his money. So Dildos & Vibrators are the first thing that came to mind. Oh, and Adult Films. Little did I know that there is a lot of variety on the market. My, my, my.

When I told a male friend about my plans, he gave me a disapproving look. Mmm maybe not so much a disapproving look, but , a look of fear I wonder? His expression was like "Oh F*$k! The Vibrators and Dildos are going to take over! The Penis work could get cut out; is that a fear for most men?

I can't stress this enough- There are not enough vibrators or dildos out there that can replace a Penis, no, no no. Penis rules, vibrators & dildos only follow. Anyway there are a lot of gadgets for guys and girls on the market out there and I guess most people do not know it yet. For example, the clitoris has little toy friends to die for and I must add that I will be eagerly looking forward to buyers' reviews. These babies are there to enhance or add fun to Peoples' sex lives. They are not replacements for Penis , Vagina or Tongue, so let us have fun the adult way and enjoy ourselves cos sex is supposed to be fun.

Until my next entry, which will be "TO PORN OR NOT TO PORN" have a lot of safe sex and make it fun the ADULT WAY! VKL